Lucy’s caught between a rock and a hard place. The rock is the loneliness of singledom: the being alone, the mindless trauma of dating apps, the agonising enforced celibacy. The hard place is in Charlie’s pants. And also outside them, in the heartache and headfuckery that comes with trying to…View Post
For the last few weeks Lucy’s managed to get herself tangled up in a red-hot romance with Charlie, a charismatic and sexy 40-year-old who’s in an Open Relationship. After much soul-searching and ALL the overthinking, she’d just about managed to accept this confusing state of affairs when Charlie pulled the…View Post
After seven smoking hot dates, during which Lucy did her level best to resist non-monogamous Charlie’s advances as much as she possibly could, finally, last Sunday, her willpower crumbled. You can read all the juicy details of what happened here, or catch up from the beginning of this story here. Maybe…View Post
In the space of just 10 days Lucy’s had five intensely hot dates with Charlie, who defines himself as ‘ethically non-monogamous’. If you missed that, you might want to read from the beginning here, or skip back to last week here. There’s no denying it: Lucy’s pant-wettingly attracted to Charlie.…View Post
It’s been two weeks and three dates since Lucy met Charlie, the non-monogamous guy, at her friends’ house party, and she can think about nothing else. If you have no idea who Charlie is, or what’s going on, it’s best if you catch up from the beginning here, or read…View Post
[AD] My friend Suzanne was single for a decade. She barely went on any dates at all, and absolutely refused to go online. She just quietly carried on with her life, until the summer she went back to visit her parents, met a guy from her home town in a…View Post
Lucy’s been asked on a second date by Charlie, a tall, charming 40-year-old lawyer she met at a house party. Although she didn’t fancy him at first, Charlie turned out to be clever, confident, easy to talk to, and surprisingly sexy. In other words, pretty much Lucy’s perfect man. Apart from…View Post
Just two days after Lucy’s surprise date with Charlie, the non-monogamous guy she met at a house party, she has a date lined up with the lovely Josh, the Geography Teacher. Lucy and Josh met up five times before she went to Kenya, but although Josh was a sweetheart and…View Post
After a rollercoaster four months in Kenya, Lucy’s returned to London and is settling back into normal life. She’s found a new job, is working hard to lose the extra pounds that have mysteriously accumulated round her middle, and is back on the hunt for a man. And she bloody…View Post
Lucy’s still away on holiday, avoiding Christmas and hopefully having a splendid time in the sunshine. So here, in her absence, is another Guest Post, this time from the lovely Hollie, who you can find on Twitter @GlobeHops. Hollie and the Disappointment A taste of hope As was so wisely…View Post
Lucy’s taking a break from dating – and from Christmas – and has fucked off to the sunshine for a couple of weeks. She’ll be back in the New Year with a brand new story that I’m pretty sure you’re going to like. In fact, to make sure you don’t…View Post
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, way back when Lucy was young, sweet and innocent, and had only slept with about four people, and was full of hope and optimism, and not at all jaded by the dating cesspit, and back in the dark ages when smartphones…View Post
