Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 2 – Temptation

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 2 – Temptation

Lucy’s been asked on a second date by Charlie, a tall, charming 40-year-old lawyer she met at a house party. Although she didn’t fancy him at first, Charlie turned out to be clever, confident, easy to talk to, and surprisingly sexy. In other words, pretty much Lucy’s perfect man. Apart from… View Post
The Geography Teacher, Part 6 – Reunion

The Geography Teacher, Part 6 – Reunion

Just two days after Lucy’s surprise date with Charlie, the non-monogamous guy she met at a house party, she has a date lined up with the lovely Josh, the Geography Teacher. Lucy and Josh met up five times before she went to Kenya, but although Josh was a sweetheart and… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 1 – The Unexpected Date

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 1 – The Unexpected Date

After a rollercoaster four months in Kenya, Lucy’s returned to London and is settling back into normal life. She’s found a new job, is working hard to lose the extra pounds that have mysteriously accumulated round her middle, and is back on the hunt for a man. And she bloody… View Post
Guest Post: Hollie and the Disappointment

Guest Post: Hollie and the Disappointment

Lucy’s still away on holiday, avoiding Christmas and hopefully having a splendid time in the sunshine. So here, in her absence, is another Guest Post, this time from the lovely Hollie, who you can find on Twitter @GlobeHops. Hollie and the Disappointment A taste of hope As was so wisely… View Post
Guest Post: Emma and the Keeno

Guest Post: Emma and the Keeno

Lucy’s taking a break from dating – and from Christmas – and has fucked off to the sunshine for a couple of weeks. She’ll be back in the New Year with a brand new story that I’m pretty sure you’re going to like. In fact, to make sure you don’t… View Post
The Doggy Date

The Doggy Date

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, way back when Lucy was young, sweet and innocent, and had only slept with about four people, and was full of hope and optimism, and not at all jaded by the dating cesspit, and back in the dark ages when smartphones… View Post
Lucy Ghosts Dating – a Halloween Story

Lucy Ghosts Dating – a Halloween Story

It’s Halloween, and Lucy is dateless. Lucy likes Halloween.  Although she’s bah humbug as fuck about Christmas (which is undoubtedly the WORST holiday of all for single people – and if you want to know why, read this), Halloween’s a different story. Without the enforced family time, and the inescapable… View Post
Lucy Overthinks… The Sexification of Dating

Lucy Overthinks… The Sexification of Dating

Now that Lucy’s returned from her adventures in Kenya, she’s taking a momentary breather before diving back into the dating game.  In the meantime, here are a few (OK lots!) of thoughts about the Sexification of Dating. Dating apps have made it easier than ever to get sex. You can… View Post
Mr Strange, Part 2 – Weirdness

Mr Strange, Part 2 – Weirdness

Last time, Lucy had a first date with Adil, a handsome Pakistani guy whom she met on Tinder in Nairobi. If you missed that, you can catch up here. Although Adil turned out to be attractive, chatty, and a perfect gentleman, there was something odd about him that Lucy couldn’t… View Post
Mr Strange, Part 1 – Money

Mr Strange, Part 1 – Money

For this story, let’s rewind slightly. Lucy’s still in Africa, where things have completely fallen apart with Brad, the sexy Australian (if you missed that story, click here to read from the beginning and come back when you’re done in… oh… about three weeks). After Brad freaked out about being… View Post
Lucy Overthinks… Infidelity

Lucy Overthinks… Infidelity

Lucy has two friends. Their names are Helen and Mina. Helen’s in her mid-forties, married with a 10-year-old daughter. Mina is 35, and single… technically.  Helen’s husband has been having an affair for the past fifteen years.  For the last ten, Mina’s been in a relationship with a married man. Two… View Post
The Textlationship, Part 7 – Fallout

The Textlationship, Part 7 – Fallout

Lucy’s still in Kenya, where she’s rekindled her text romance with Ben, the charming lad from Wiltshire who slid into her Twitter DMs more than six months ago.  If you need a recap on all of that, start here, or find out what happened last week here. Lucy and Ben… View Post
Names and some minor details have been changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty.