Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 2

Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 2

This is the second part of my round up of the best questions from my brief adventure into the murky world of the Curious Cat anonymous questions site.  If you missed the first part, hope on over to last week’s post for a quick catch-up. Otherwise, here are a few… View Post
Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 1

Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 1

Hello, Lucy here! Those of you who follow me over on Twitter may remember that a month or two ago there was a brief craze for a thing called ‘Curious Cat’. Curious Cat is a simple website that allows you create an account and then invite other people to ask… View Post
Guest Post: The Craiglist Experience

Guest Post: The Craiglist Experience

Today’s guest post is a very personal (and hot!) confession from The Silver Salmon @Dr_Allen80 Craiglist may have been a cesspit full of opportunist money grabbers and sex workers, but it did have at its core a group of kinky weirdos that just wanted to enjoy the freedom of indulging… View Post
The Blind Date

The Blind Date

It’s a Thursday, and Lucy has an Actual Blind Date. With a faceless, nameless, completely anonymous stranger. Someone who might be the man of her dreams. Or a potato. The date has been arranged by Jordi, whom she met at the Smudged Lipstick Connect 4 Dating Event. As well as… View Post
Guest Post: The Halloween Hottie

Guest Post: The Halloween Hottie

This week’s guest post is a scorcher from a lady who wishes to be known only as Nicola. Romantic success through an app is an urban legend. I will never believe that your cousin’s best friend’s sister met the love of her life on her first Tinder date, got married… View Post
The Gambler

The Gambler

It’s a Saturday, and Lucy has a brunch date with Julien, whom she found on OKCupid. Julien, in case it wasn’t obvious from his name, is French. Lucy’s still on her mission to find a replacement for Charlie, and seems to be matching fairly regularly with foreigners. Not, perhaps, because… View Post
Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Dan Williams shares his (occasionally humorous) experiences of dating as a person living with a visual impairment. Find Dan on Twitter @visualisetc and @zodiacguidedog. I’m Dan, 27, business (and dog) owner, GSOH, blind. Looking to meet… Living with a visual impairment (VI) comes with certain challenges and dating is no… View Post
Lucy Goes… Speed Dating

Lucy Goes… Speed Dating

Lucy is fucking fed up. She’s now spent four cunting years swiping her way through the men of London, with absolutely zero success. Lucy has no bastard clue how some people can join dating apps, go on just one or two dates, and find a partner – but whatever their… View Post
Guest Post: Elena and the Long-Distance Love

Guest Post: Elena and the Long-Distance Love

This week’s guest post comes from Elena, a 20-something running-addict from Washington DC. You can find her on Twitter @Elena_Allegra He was just supposed to be a boy in a bar. Let’s set the scene: I’m twenty years old, American, studying abroad in London for the 2011 Fall Term, and… View Post
The Date With A Dom

The Date With A Dom

In spite of her failed dates with Pablo the Venezuelan and Pierre the Frenchman, Lucy’s still convinced that a foreign guy is a much better prospect than all the hopeless British fuckwits who litter the dating apps like spat-out chewing gum. So, still keen to find a replacement for Charlie… View Post
Guest Post: Chiara Gets Back on the Horse

Guest Post: Chiara Gets Back on the Horse

Chiara is a 41 year old woman from Sydney, Australia who finds herself single after 18 years with her ex. Here she recounts one of her experiences using dating app Bumble. You have to start somewhere I hang up for the third time to my best friend after leaving a… View Post
The Frenchman

The Frenchman

Lucy’s date with Pablo the Argentinian might not have been a smoking hot success, but she’s never been one to give up at the first attempt. Convinced now that home-grown men are utterly fucking useless, and keen to capitalise on what she hopes is – to a foreigner at least… View Post
Guest Post: Christina and the Perfection Seekers

Guest Post: Christina and the Perfection Seekers

Today’s guest post comes from a lady who wishes to be known only as Christina.  Once upon a time…. Long before Moana spent a whole hour and 53 minutes not giving a hoot about whether she found a husband or not, a horde of sweet princess-types played with kittens and… View Post
The Argentinian

The Argentinian

Now that things are over with Charlie, it’s time for Lucy to get back in the dating game. Well they do say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, right? And where better to find someone to get enthusiastically under than good ol’ Tinder?… View Post
Names and some minor details have been changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty.