Here are the top three most inappropriate messages Lucy’s received in the last month from men she’s never even met…
3. Just read an article which says that 85% of women are uncomfortable with their s*xuality – u look like a nerdy princess to me so i’m guessing you’re in the 85%
2. Him: My subscription is about to expire.
Lucy: Well maybe you’ll have to renew it then!
Him: No thanks, you’re not that attractive. And what’s with the curly hair?! It’s not the 80s any more you know.
1. Lucy: is that your kid in the photo?
Him: I’ve no kids… always manage to pull out and squirt over the breasts!! LOL!!!
Lucy thinks these guys’ mums must be very proud.
Just wow
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I know, right? Though I’m sure just about every single girl using dating apps these days has had the same or worse…
My worst, but best come-backs:
Him: Fancy sitting on my face?
Me: Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?
Him: How do you feel about some fun with a much younger bloke?
Me: Does your mum know you’re on here?
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Haha these are brilliant! Nice one! 🙂