Here are the top three most inappropriate messages Lucy’s received in the last month from men she’s never even met…
3. Just read an article which says that 85% of women are uncomfortable with their s*xuality – u look like a nerdy princess to me so i’m guessing you’re in the 85%
2. Him: My subscription is about to expire.
Lucy: Well maybe you’ll have to renew it then!
Him: No thanks, you’re not that attractive. And what’s with the curly hair?! It’s not the 80s any more you know.
1. Lucy: is that your kid in the photo?
Him: I’ve no kids… always manage to pull out and squirt over the breasts!! LOL!!!
Lucy thinks these guys’ mums must be very proud.