These charming men

Here are the top three most inappropriate messages Lucy’s received in the last month from men she’s never even met…

3. Just read an article which says that 85% of women are uncomfortable with their s*xuality – u look like a nerdy princess to me so i’m guessing you’re in the 85% 

2. Him: My subscription is about to expire. 
Lucy: Well maybe you’ll have to renew it then! 
Him: No thanks, you’re not that attractive. And what’s with the curly hair?! It’s not the 80s any more you know.

1. Lucy: is that your kid in the photo? 
Him: I’ve no kids… always manage to pull out and squirt over the breasts!! LOL!!!

Lucy thinks these guys’ mums must be very proud.



  1. Clarissah
    14th February 2018 / 2:24 pm

    Just wow

    • Lucy
      14th February 2018 / 2:34 pm

      I know, right? Though I’m sure just about every single girl using dating apps these days has had the same or worse…

  2. Jenna Starr
    25th May 2019 / 12:14 pm

    My worst, but best come-backs:

    Him: Fancy sitting on my face?
    Me: Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?

    Him: How do you feel about some fun with a much younger bloke?
    Me: Does your mum know you’re on here?

    • Lucy
      27th May 2019 / 3:58 pm

      Haha these are brilliant! Nice one! 🙂

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