The Geography Teacher, Part 7 – Ceilidh

The Geography Teacher, Part 7 – Ceilidh

The last time Lucy saw Josh, the sweet but slightly eccentric geography teacher, it was just after she’d met Charlie. Josh had been acting a bit weird, and Lucy’s head was full of thoughts of another man, so although they’d ended up getting naked and doing naughty things to one… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 7 – U-Turn

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 7 – U-Turn

Lucy’s caught between a rock and a hard place. The rock is the loneliness of singledom: the being alone, the mindless trauma of dating apps, the agonising enforced celibacy. The hard place is in Charlie’s pants. And also outside them, in the heartache and headfuckery that comes with trying to… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 6 – Gift

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 6 – Gift

For the last few weeks Lucy’s managed to get herself tangled up in a red-hot romance with Charlie, a charismatic and sexy 40-year-old who’s in an Open Relationship. After much soul-searching and ALL the overthinking, she’d just about managed to accept this confusing state of affairs when Charlie pulled the… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 5 – Breaking News

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 5 – Breaking News

After seven smoking hot dates, during which Lucy did her level best to resist non-monogamous Charlie’s advances as much as she possibly could, finally, last Sunday, her willpower crumbled. You can read all the juicy details of what happened here, or catch up from the beginning of this story here. Maybe… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 4 – Surrender

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 4 – Surrender

In the space of just 10 days Lucy’s had five intensely hot dates with Charlie, who defines himself as ‘ethically non-monogamous’. If you missed that, you might want to read from the beginning here, or skip back to last week here. There’s no denying it: Lucy’s pant-wettingly attracted to Charlie.… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 3 – House Visit

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 3 – House Visit

It’s been two weeks and three dates since Lucy met Charlie, the non-monogamous guy, at her friends’ house party, and she can think about nothing else. If you have no idea who Charlie is, or what’s going on, it’s best if you catch up from the beginning here, or read… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 2 – Temptation

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 2 – Temptation

Lucy’s been asked on a second date by Charlie, a tall, charming 40-year-old lawyer she met at a house party. Although she didn’t fancy him at first, Charlie turned out to be clever, confident, easy to talk to, and surprisingly sexy. In other words, pretty much Lucy’s perfect man. Apart from… View Post
The Geography Teacher, Part 6 – Reunion

The Geography Teacher, Part 6 – Reunion

Just two days after Lucy’s surprise date with Charlie, the non-monogamous guy she met at a house party, she has a date lined up with the lovely Josh, the Geography Teacher. Lucy and Josh met up five times before she went to Kenya, but although Josh was a sweetheart and… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 1 – The Unexpected Date

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 1 – The Unexpected Date

After a rollercoaster four months in Kenya, Lucy’s returned to London and is settling back into normal life. She’s found a new job, is working hard to lose the extra pounds that have mysteriously accumulated round her middle, and is back on the hunt for a man. And she bloody… View Post
The Doggy Date

The Doggy Date

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, way back when Lucy was young, sweet and innocent, and had only slept with about four people, and was full of hope and optimism, and not at all jaded by the dating cesspit, and back in the dark ages when smartphones… View Post
Lucy Ghosts Dating – a Halloween Story

Lucy Ghosts Dating – a Halloween Story

[AD] It’s Halloween, and Lucy is dateless. Lucy likes Halloween.  Although she’s bah humbug as fuck about Christmas (which is undoubtedly the WORST holiday of all for single people – and if you want to know why, read this), Halloween’s a different story. Without the enforced family time, and the… View Post
Mr Strange, Part 2 – Weirdness

Mr Strange, Part 2 – Weirdness

Last time, Lucy had a first date with Adil, a handsome Pakistani guy whom she met on Tinder in Nairobi. If you missed that, you can catch up here. Although Adil turned out to be attractive, chatty, and a perfect gentleman, there was something odd about him that Lucy couldn’t… View Post
Mr Strange, Part 1 – Money

Mr Strange, Part 1 – Money

For this story, let’s rewind slightly. Lucy’s still in Africa, where things have completely fallen apart with Brad, the sexy Australian (if you missed that story, click here to read from the beginning and come back when you’re done in… oh… about three weeks). After Brad freaked out about being… View Post
The Textlationship, Part 7 – Fallout

The Textlationship, Part 7 – Fallout

Lucy’s still in Kenya, where she’s rekindled her text romance with Ben, the charming lad from Wiltshire who slid into her Twitter DMs more than six months ago.  If you need a recap on all of that, start here, or find out what happened last week here. Lucy and Ben… View Post
Names and some minor details have been changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty.