Hello, I’m Lucy’s Biographer and Editor.  This is the boring part, sorry.  But apparently this stuff is important, so please bear with…

Terms of Use
Thanks so much for coming here and joining Lucy on her adventures.  She very much hopes you enjoy the ride and decide to stick around.  But please note that you are reading at your own risk and of your own free will.  If you decide to follow Lucy’s advice or be inspired by her behaviour, and it all goes tits up for you, she can’t be held responsible.  Comments here are most welcome, but please note that abuse and/or inappropriate conduct will not be tolerated.  If you post something that might subject Lucy to a third party liability or if it is found offensive, it will be removed from this site.  I’m sure you’re just lovely, and you wouldn’t do that, but just in case…

Fact and Fiction
All the stories contained within this blog are real and true and happened to Lucy personally.   Everything is as factual as possible (or at least as much as Lucy can remember after a few glasses of wine).  All the screen grabs are real.  Stories are posted as soon as possible after the event but they are not always totally contemporaneous – Lucy is busy and has a full time job so it may take a few weeks or even months to get round to writing them.  Please note that names and some identifying details have been changed to protect the anonymity of Lucy and her dates.

Copyright Policy
Everything written here is specially created by me, the Editor, for this blog.  Apart from the public domain images, I am the legal copyright holder of all material on this blog.  If you would like to reprint or publish any or all content, please note that you will need my written consent.  If in doubt, please get in touch.

Hold Harmless
It’s great that you have decided to come and join Lucy on her journey!  But please be aware that while Lucy is a very experienced dater, she doesn’t claim to know everything and what works for her may not work for you.  Her adventures are being written and shared as a form of self-expression.  She is not providing any medical, legal, or other professional advice.  If you do try anything she says, please note that you are doing so at your own risk.  If it goes wrong in a hilarious manner, do let us know!

Privacy Statement
Lucy is happy for details of her life and adventures to be shared, but she’s aware that not everyone is the same.  So fret not! Your personal or contact information is completely safe with her and will not be sold to another company or put on any spam lists.  However please note that she is not responsible for the privacy practices of any advertisers or blog commenters.

Reserve Rights
This is a dating blog. Lucy hopes that she won’t be dating for ever!  She reserves the right to change the focus of the blog, shut it down, sell it, or change the terms of use at her own discretion, with or without advance notice.

Advertisers and Sponsors
There’s currently no plan to advertise on this site, but if that should change, please note that it’s an opportunity for advertisers to deliver relevant information/products to you.  Lucy is not responsible for the actions of any advertisers or sponsors. If you buy a product or service based upon a link from this blog, and something goes wrong, you’ll need to take action with that exact company to resolve any issues, not with Lucy.

Letters to the Editor
If you want to write in, that’s ace! We LOVE comments, especially nice ones.  Emails, tweets, comments, Facebook posts are all most welcome.  Please know that your identity will be kept confidential, but if you write something awesome, it may end up getting shared in a future tweet or post.  If you’re not happy with that, let us know.

Names and some minor details have been changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty.