The Work Crush, Part 2 – Weekend

The Work Crush, Part 2 – Weekend

As you probably know by now, Sod’s law dictates that it’s completely and utterly im-fucking-possible for Lucy to meet a guy who boasts the two crucial qualities of being (a) not a cunt and (b) not already spoken for.  She comes across nice guys and dickheads, hot ones and ones… View Post
The Twitter Date, Part 5 – Ending

The Twitter Date, Part 5 – Ending

** IMPORTANT WARNING** The events depicted in these posts happened in 2017. At the time I believed Al to be a good guy. Since these posts were written he has proven to be otherwise. If you come into contact with him, please be careful. ————– Lucy is going for a… View Post
The Twitter Date, Part 4 – Revelations

The Twitter Date, Part 4 – Revelations

** IMPORTANT WARNING** The events depicted in these posts happened in 2017. At the time I believed Al to be a good guy. Since these posts were written he has proven to be otherwise. If you come into contact with him, please be careful. ————– Lucy has had one date… View Post
The Twitter Date, Part 3 – Meeting

The Twitter Date, Part 3 – Meeting

** IMPORTANT WARNING** The events depicted in these posts happened in 2017. At the time I believed Al to be a good guy. Since these posts were written he has proven to be otherwise. If you come into contact with him, please be careful. ————– It’s the day of Lucy’s… View Post
The Twitter Date, Part 2 – Proposal

The Twitter Date, Part 2 – Proposal

** IMPORTANT WARNING** The events depicted in these posts happened in 2017. At the time I believed Al to be a good guy. Since these posts were written he has proven to be otherwise. If you come into contact with him, please be careful. ————– Lucy has been chatting with… View Post
The Twitter Date, Part 1 – Banter

The Twitter Date, Part 1 – Banter

** IMPORTANT WARNING** The events depicted in these posts happened in 2017. At the time I believed Al to be a good guy. Since these posts were written he has proven to be otherwise. If you come into contact with him, please be careful. ————– This is a story about… View Post
The Online Dating Virgin (Part 2)

The Online Dating Virgin (Part 2)

Lucy has a date with Daniel, who does the same job as her.  Lucy likes Daniel because in his photos he looks like David Tennant.  Not that Lucy is shallow or anything. Daniel is divorced, and this is his first ever online date.  Lucy’s determined to be so impressively witty… View Post
The Online Dating Virgin (Part 1)

The Online Dating Virgin (Part 1)

Lucy has matched with Daniel.  Daniel is 45, has brown hair, and looks a bit like David Tennant.  Lucy is deliriously in love with David Tennant.  She even took up watching Doctor Who, and sat through dozens of ridiculous episodes, because of him.  (So she was bloody relieved when he… View Post
Moving to Brighton

Moving to Brighton

Lucy has got a job in Brighton and is moving there for a few months. She decides to rent out her flat while she’s away. A businessman in a suit comes to see it. He’s in his 50s, married, and still has hair.  Lucy finds him strangely attractive. Lucy thinks… View Post
Names and some minor details have been changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty.