10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Great If You’re Single

10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Great If You’re Single

Last week’s post catalogued some of the reasons why the current lockdown situation is a fucking piece of shit if you’re single, and particularly if you live alone. If you missed it and you’re flying solo, you probably already knew that, but if you want to catch up, it’s over… View Post
10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Shit If You’re Single

10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Shit If You’re Single

Lockdown. It’s a bitch, isn’t it? Can’t go to the pub, can’t see your friends, trapped inside your four walls unable to decide between watching Buffy again from the beginning or having your fourth wank of the day, having to queue outside Sainsbury’s for over an hour getting breathed on… View Post
Lucy Goes… On Another Break

Lucy Goes… On Another Break

Hi everyone, it’s me, Lucy. If you follow me on Twitter, you may already know this – so sorry if I’m repeating myself! This post is mainly for the rest of you lovely lot who don’t, or who didn’t see my announcement when I tweeted recently. I just wanted to… View Post
Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 2

Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 2

This is the second part of my round up of the best questions from my brief adventure into the murky world of the Curious Cat anonymous questions site.  If you missed the first part, hope on over to last week’s post for a quick catch-up. Otherwise, here are a few… View Post
Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 1

Lucy and the Curious Cat – Part 1

Hello, Lucy here! Those of you who follow me over on Twitter may remember that a month or two ago there was a brief craze for a thing called ‘Curious Cat’. Curious Cat is a simple website that allows you create an account and then invite other people to ask… View Post
The Blind Date

The Blind Date

It’s a Thursday, and Lucy has an Actual Blind Date. With a faceless, nameless, completely anonymous stranger. Someone who might be the man of her dreams. Or a potato. The date has been arranged by Jordi, whom she met at the Smudged Lipstick Connect 4 Dating Event. As well as… View Post
The Gambler

The Gambler

It’s a Saturday, and Lucy has a brunch date with Julien, whom she found on OKCupid. Julien, in case it wasn’t obvious from his name, is French. Lucy’s still on her mission to find a replacement for Charlie, and seems to be matching fairly regularly with foreigners. Not, perhaps, because… View Post
Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Dan Williams shares his (occasionally humorous) experiences of dating as a person living with a visual impairment. Find Dan on Twitter @visualisetc and @zodiacguidedog. I’m Dan, 27, business (and dog) owner, GSOH, blind. Looking to meet… Living with a visual impairment (VI) comes with certain challenges and dating is no… View Post
The Date With A Dom

The Date With A Dom

In spite of her failed dates with Pablo the Venezuelan and Pierre the Frenchman, Lucy’s still convinced that a foreign guy is a much better prospect than all the hopeless British fuckwits who litter the dating apps like spat-out chewing gum. So, still keen to find a replacement for Charlie… View Post
Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

This week’s post comes from Emma, who runs a YouTube channel called ‘Em telling it like it is’, which you can check out here. I thought I’d share with you some of my worst dating disasters. The first is about how I dumped a total hottie on the first date. The Milk… View Post
Guest Post: Ian’s Dating Guide for Blokes

Guest Post: Ian’s Dating Guide for Blokes

This week’s guest post comes from Ian, who’d like to give the male perspective on that wonderful rollercoaster we call dating. You can find Ian on Twitter @boys_ian Let me put my cards straight on the table: I’m rubbish at this and have had more dating disasters than a blind… View Post
Guest Post: Serena and the Marriage Material

Guest Post: Serena and the Marriage Material

While Lucy’s taking a break, here’s another wonderful Guest Post – this time from Serena, who offers a different perspective on the trials and tribulations of finding a partner in 2019. Hello everyone! When I saw Lucy was accepting guest-blogs, I jumped at the chance to give a snapshot of… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 13 – Decision

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 13 – Decision

For over a year Lucy’s been dating a non-monogamous man named Charlie. If you’ve missed all of this, you’ve got a shit tonne of catching up to do. Start from the beginning here, or just catch up on last week here. Lucy’s tried her hardest to accept the deal she’s… View Post
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