Lucy Goes… Speed Dating

Lucy Goes… Speed Dating

Lucy is fucking fed up. She’s now spent four cunting years swiping her way through the men of London, with absolutely zero success. Lucy has no bastard clue how some people can join dating apps, go on just one or two dates, and find a partner – but whatever their… View Post
Guest Post: Elena and the Long-Distance Love

Guest Post: Elena and the Long-Distance Love

This week’s guest post comes from Elena, a 20-something running-addict from Washington DC. You can find her on Twitter @Elena_Allegra He was just supposed to be a boy in a bar. Let’s set the scene: I’m twenty years old, American, studying abroad in London for the 2011 Fall Term, and… View Post
The Date With A Dom

The Date With A Dom

In spite of her failed dates with Pablo the Venezuelan and Pierre the Frenchman, Lucy’s still convinced that a foreign guy is a much better prospect than all the hopeless British fuckwits who litter the dating apps like spat-out chewing gum. So, still keen to find a replacement for Charlie… View Post
The Frenchman

The Frenchman

Lucy’s date with Pablo the Argentinian might not have been a smoking hot success, but she’s never been one to give up at the first attempt. Convinced now that home-grown men are utterly fucking useless, and keen to capitalise on what she hopes is – to a foreigner at least… View Post
Guest Post: Christina and the Perfection Seekers

Guest Post: Christina and the Perfection Seekers

Today’s guest post comes from a lady who wishes to be known only as Christina.  Once upon a time…. Long before Moana spent a whole hour and 53 minutes not giving a hoot about whether she found a husband or not, a horde of sweet princess-types played with kittens and… View Post
Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

This week’s post comes from Emma, who runs a YouTube channel called ‘Em telling it like it is’, which you can check out here. I thought I’d share with you some of my worst dating disasters. The first is about how I dumped a total hottie on the first date. The Milk… View Post
Guest Post: Louise and the Almost Mr Right

Guest Post: Louise and the Almost Mr Right

This week’s Guest Post is a heart-rending tale of love and betrayal from Louise. You can find her on Twitter @louwritetravel or check out her gorgeous travel blog at Louwritetravel.com. There are some people you meet in this life you will never forget: for good or bad reasons they remain… View Post
Guest Post: Serena and the Marriage Material

Guest Post: Serena and the Marriage Material

While Lucy’s taking a break, here’s another wonderful Guest Post – this time from Serena, who offers a different perspective on the trials and tribulations of finding a partner in 2019. Hello everyone! When I saw Lucy was accepting guest-blogs, I jumped at the chance to give a snapshot of… View Post
Lucy Goes… On A Break

Lucy Goes… On A Break

Hi everyone, it’s me, Lucy. If you follow me on Twitter, you may already know this – so sorry if I’m repeating myself! This post is mainly for the rest of you lovely lot who don’t, or who didn’t see my announcement when I tweeted last week. I just wanted… View Post
Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 13 – Decision

Mr Non-Monogamous, Part 13 – Decision

For over a year Lucy’s been dating a non-monogamous man named Charlie. If you’ve missed all of this, you’ve got a shit tonne of catching up to do. Start from the beginning here, or just catch up on last week here. Lucy’s tried her hardest to accept the deal she’s… View Post
To All The Boys I’ve Shagged Before

To All The Boys I’ve Shagged Before

It’s funny how one comment from a dumbass troll can inspire an entire blog post, but that’s sometimes how life works. Put enough shit down, and roses will grow. A few weeks ago Lucy was featured in The Metro newspaper. In response, a person calling themselves ‘Plato’s Ghost’ sent her… View Post
The Tall Guy, Part 3 – Cinema

The Tall Guy, Part 3 – Cinema

Lucy’s had one date with Simon, a tall, handsome man she found on OKCupid. A few years older than Lucy, with no kids, a stable job and excellent hair, on paper Simon seemed perfect. Via WhatsApp he was chatty, flirty and interested in her, he didn’t send any toe-curling photos,… View Post
The Tall Guy, Part 1 – Heels

The Tall Guy, Part 1 – Heels

It’s the weekend, and Lucy’s still on her mission to find someone she likes enough to be a replacement for non-monogamous Charlie. This is proving a tad tricky, because (a) most of the men she comes across on dating apps are utter bottom-feeding scum, and (b) although he’s causing her… View Post
The One Who Was Just Nice

The One Who Was Just Nice

Regular readers of this blog will know that for nearly six months now Lucy’s been dating a polyamorous man named Charlie. If you didn’t know that, you can catch up over here. Though be warned, there’s quite a lot, so you might want to grab a wee and a cuppa… View Post
Names and some minor details have been changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty.