Lucy Goes… Singles Wine Tasting

Lucy Goes… Singles Wine Tasting

After months with no dates, Lucy decides that if she’s ever going to get laid again, she needs to take action. Despite the bullshit crap that well-meaning morons spout – it’ll happen when you least expect it; stop looking for love and let it find you – the awful truth… View Post
10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Great If You’re Single

10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Great If You’re Single

Last week’s post catalogued some of the reasons why the current lockdown situation is a fucking piece of shit if you’re single, and particularly if you live alone. If you missed it and you’re flying solo, you probably already knew that, but if you want to catch up, it’s over… View Post
10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Shit If You’re Single

10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Shit If You’re Single

Lockdown. It’s a bitch, isn’t it? Can’t go to the pub, can’t see your friends, trapped inside your four walls unable to decide between watching Buffy again from the beginning or having your fourth wank of the day, having to queue outside Sainsbury’s for over an hour getting breathed on… View Post
Lucy Goes… On Another Break

Lucy Goes… On Another Break

Hi everyone, it’s me, Lucy. If you follow me on Twitter, you may already know this – so sorry if I’m repeating myself! This post is mainly for the rest of you lovely lot who don’t, or who didn’t see my announcement when I tweeted recently. I just wanted to… View Post
The Blind Date

The Blind Date

It’s a Thursday, and Lucy has an Actual Blind Date. With a faceless, nameless, completely anonymous stranger. Someone who might be the man of her dreams. Or a potato. The date has been arranged by Jordi, whom she met at the Smudged Lipstick Connect 4 Dating Event. As well as… View Post
Guest Post: The Halloween Hottie

Guest Post: The Halloween Hottie

This week’s guest post is a scorcher from a lady who wishes to be known only as Nicola. Romantic success through an app is an urban legend. I will never believe that your cousin’s best friend’s sister met the love of her life on her first Tinder date, got married… View Post
The Gambler

The Gambler

It’s a Saturday, and Lucy has a brunch date with Julien, whom she found on OKCupid. Julien, in case it wasn’t obvious from his name, is French. Lucy’s still on her mission to find a replacement for Charlie, and seems to be matching fairly regularly with foreigners. Not, perhaps, because… View Post
Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Dan Williams shares his (occasionally humorous) experiences of dating as a person living with a visual impairment. Find Dan on Twitter @visualisetc and @zodiacguidedog. I’m Dan, 27, business (and dog) owner, GSOH, blind. Looking to meet… Living with a visual impairment (VI) comes with certain challenges and dating is no… View Post
Lucy Goes… Speed Dating

Lucy Goes… Speed Dating

Lucy is fucking fed up. She’s now spent four cunting years swiping her way through the men of London, with absolutely zero success. Lucy has no bastard clue how some people can join dating apps, go on just one or two dates, and find a partner – but whatever their… View Post
Guest Post: Elena and the Long-Distance Love

Guest Post: Elena and the Long-Distance Love

This week’s guest post comes from Elena, a 20-something running-addict from Washington DC. You can find her on Twitter @Elena_Allegra He was just supposed to be a boy in a bar. Let’s set the scene: I’m twenty years old, American, studying abroad in London for the 2011 Fall Term, and… View Post
The Date With A Dom

The Date With A Dom

In spite of her failed dates with Pablo the Venezuelan and Pierre the Frenchman, Lucy’s still convinced that a foreign guy is a much better prospect than all the hopeless British fuckwits who litter the dating apps like spat-out chewing gum. So, still keen to find a replacement for Charlie… View Post
The Frenchman

The Frenchman

Lucy’s date with Pablo the Argentinian might not have been a smoking hot success, but she’s never been one to give up at the first attempt. Convinced now that home-grown men are utterly fucking useless, and keen to capitalise on what she hopes is – to a foreigner at least… View Post
Guest Post: Christina and the Perfection Seekers

Guest Post: Christina and the Perfection Seekers

Today’s guest post comes from a lady who wishes to be known only as Christina.  Once upon a time…. Long before Moana spent a whole hour and 53 minutes not giving a hoot about whether she found a husband or not, a horde of sweet princess-types played with kittens and… View Post
Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

This week’s post comes from Emma, who runs a YouTube channel called ‘Em telling it like it is’, which you can check out here. I thought I’d share with you some of my worst dating disasters. The first is about how I dumped a total hottie on the first date. The Milk… View Post
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