10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Great If You’re Single

10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Great If You’re Single

Last week’s post catalogued some of the reasons why the current lockdown situation is a fucking piece of shit if you’re single, and particularly if you live alone. If you missed it and you’re flying solo, you probably already knew that, but if you want to catch up, it’s over… View Post
10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Shit If You’re Single

10 Reasons Why Lockdown Is Shit If You’re Single

Lockdown. It’s a bitch, isn’t it? Can’t go to the pub, can’t see your friends, trapped inside your four walls unable to decide between watching Buffy again from the beginning or having your fourth wank of the day, having to queue outside Sainsbury’s for over an hour getting breathed on… View Post
Lucy Goes… On Another Break

Lucy Goes… On Another Break

Hi everyone, it’s me, Lucy. If you follow me on Twitter, you may already know this – so sorry if I’m repeating myself! This post is mainly for the rest of you lovely lot who don’t, or who didn’t see my announcement when I tweeted recently. I just wanted to… View Post
Guest Post: The Craiglist Experience

Guest Post: The Craiglist Experience

Today’s guest post is a very personal (and hot!) confession from The Silver Salmon @Dr_Allen80 Craiglist may have been a cesspit full of opportunist money grabbers and sex workers, but it did have at its core a group of kinky weirdos that just wanted to enjoy the freedom of indulging… View Post
Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Guest Post: A Real Blind Date

Dan Williams shares his (occasionally humorous) experiences of dating as a person living with a visual impairment. Find Dan on Twitter @visualisetc and @zodiacguidedog. I’m Dan, 27, business (and dog) owner, GSOH, blind. Looking to meet… Living with a visual impairment (VI) comes with certain challenges and dating is no… View Post
The Frenchman

The Frenchman

Lucy’s date with Pablo the Argentinian might not have been a smoking hot success, but she’s never been one to give up at the first attempt. Convinced now that home-grown men are utterly fucking useless, and keen to capitalise on what she hopes is – to a foreigner at least… View Post
Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

Guest Post: Emma and the Terrible Dates

This week’s post comes from Emma, who runs a YouTube channel called ‘Em telling it like it is’, which you can check out here. I thought I’d share with you some of my worst dating disasters. The first is about how I dumped a total hottie on the first date. The Milk… View Post
Guest Post: Ian’s Dating Guide for Blokes

Guest Post: Ian’s Dating Guide for Blokes

This week’s guest post comes from Ian, who’d like to give the male perspective on that wonderful rollercoaster we call dating. You can find Ian on Twitter @boys_ian Let me put my cards straight on the table: I’m rubbish at this and have had more dating disasters than a blind… View Post
Guest Post: Serena and the Marriage Material

Guest Post: Serena and the Marriage Material

While Lucy’s taking a break, here’s another wonderful Guest Post – this time from Serena, who offers a different perspective on the trials and tribulations of finding a partner in 2019. Hello everyone! When I saw Lucy was accepting guest-blogs, I jumped at the chance to give a snapshot of… View Post
The Tall Guy, Part 1 – Heels

The Tall Guy, Part 1 – Heels

It’s the weekend, and Lucy’s still on her mission to find someone she likes enough to be a replacement for non-monogamous Charlie. This is proving a tad tricky, because (a) most of the men she comes across on dating apps are utter bottom-feeding scum, and (b) although he’s causing her… View Post
The One Who Was Just Nice

The One Who Was Just Nice

Regular readers of this blog will know that for nearly six months now Lucy’s been dating a polyamorous man named Charlie. If you didn’t know that, you can catch up over here. Though be warned, there’s quite a lot, so you might want to grab a wee and a cuppa… View Post
Names and some minor details have been changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty.