Since the failure of her dates with The Separated Dad and The Entrepreneur, it’s been a while since Lucy got any bedroom action, and she’s starting to feel a little twitchy. So she decides to see if Adam, her new Friend With Benefits, might be willing to offer his services…View Post
Lucy is midway through her first hookup with her new FWB, Adam, also known as Mr Monday. If you missed it, you might want to catch up here before continuing. Lucy hadn’t seen Adam in almost a year, so she was pretty fucking nervous about the whole thing. To agree…View Post
Lucy’s been looking for a new Friend With Benefits. This isn’t Lucy’s normal style. She’s not really the kind of girl who wants to sleep around, or have a succession of random men passing through her bed. But she also has, you know, physical needs, and while she continues the…View Post
Some of you will remember Peter, Lucy’s first ever Friend With Benefits. Lucy’d never had a Friend With Benefits before, but after spending more than two years single, getting fucking RSI from all the swiping and texting, and probably also veering dangerously close to liver failure from all the drinking,…View Post
Peter is coming over. Remember Peter? He’s Lucy’s Friend with Benefits – the slightly annoying, totally flaky guy who nonetheless is not totally shite and selfish in bed and provides Lucy with some much-needed you-know-what when there are no better options on the horizon. If you don’t remember him, you…View Post
Lucy has a ‘date’ with Peter, her new Friend With Benefits. To find out how on earth a woman as utterly-crap-with-men as Lucy managed to bag herself an actual FWB, click here (this takes you back to the very beginning). Or click here to catch up on what happened last time. Lucy and Peter have…View Post
With all the goings-on with Al and Amir, you’ve probably forgotten all about Peter, the guy who works in radio who was only interested in Lucy for One Thing. If you’re new here (in which case, welcome!), or you’d like to refresh your memory, you can read from the beginning…View Post
Lucy’s had three dates with Peter who works in radio. (To read from the beginning, click here.) The third date wasn’t really a date – more an entirely unapologetic and surprisingly acrobatic sex session, after which he vanished completely into thin air. Lucy was just about start googling for news…View Post
Peter, the radio guy who slept with Lucy and then disappeared, has resurfaced. He wants to know if Lucy is free to meet up this Saturday. It’s a tale as old as time, she reflects. No sooner have you decided not to bother with a guy any more, he starts…View Post
After what seemed like a never-ending dry spell which looked like it would only end when our heroine shrivelled up and died from lack of human contact, Lucy has finally had sex with Peter, who works in radio. (To read all about it, click here.) He texts her the next…View Post
Lucy’s had two dates with Peter, whom she met on Bumble. (To catch up on the last one, click here). Peter is attractive and a great kisser, but it’s clear he’s only interested in one thing. Lucy feels she ought to be outraged by this, but it’s been months since…View Post
It’s late May, and a sunny bank holiday weekend is looming. Because of the weather Lucy has epilated her legs and painted her toenails, so now she wants to put the pain and effort to good use. She needs to find a date. She decides to message Peter, the radio…View Post
